Monday, July 11, 2016

The End of the HOA Fun

There was a certain degree of professionalism that kept me from writing the following letter today:

Dear Homeowner's Association of Hysteria Lane,

Effective immediately Mr. Ex-Partner is the owner of this property. Please send all of your arbitrary nastiness and gestapo correspondence to him directly and leave me alone. Additionally, as you folks have never bothered to even send a copy of your CC&R's anywhere past your filing cabinet, please send him a copy too. He will delight in all of your capricious empire-building and petty threats of lawsuits that won't hold up under scrutiny, but will waste everyone's time. He likes that kind of stuff and will be quick to tell you how much.

Sincerely,

The Other Ex Partner

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