Friday, January 30, 2009

This Was Not the Day to Mess With Me

Dear Mr. Richards,

If you send your rent to me one more time with a signature required, I will personally drive the 1,700 miles to your home to clobber you. It will take significantly less time to drive over to you than it will to wait in line at the post office one more time. It is Mesa Arizona. It is snowbird season. The line is way too long and my patience is too thin. You are seriously pissing me off.

Thank you,

Your landlord

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