Me: Do you have a soul?
Carolsue: Why? What have you heard?
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I realized it would be a long day when I finally went to the effort to read my phone's user's guide to figure out how to put Legal Eagle on speed dial.
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It is getting to the point where the stuff I can't write about is more interesting than the stuff I can write about. Sadly, you don't get to read about it until the witnesses are sequestered and the bad guys are silenced.
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While describing Mr. Smith to my CPA today.
CPA: He sounds like a posterior's orifice
Me: That is an insult to posteriors' orifices everywhere. He is more like the polyp found in a posterior's orifice.
Monday, January 26, 2009
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