Quick! Someone Hand me a Glass of Whine

"Is it 5:00?" I asked Legal Eagle at 9:27 a.m. Wednesday.

She replied with "Somewhere." And I hope to heavens I didn't pay $265 an hour for that pearl.

I can't really tell you about my Wednesday. Maybe I can next week. But it involves legal things that I can't write about. Yet.
I also had lunch with my buddy Jason yesterday. We hadn't caught up in a long while. His first question as we bit into our tacos was, "How many foreclosures do you now have on your credit?" He wasn't being rude. He was just curious--assuming we contributed our fair share to the housing crisis in the past two years.

On a completely unrelated note: Ms. Shirley got served today. I hope. Maybe. Come on Red... don't let me down.