Quotes of the Year

Honorable Mention...

"Please tell me it is a homosexual, Jewish, Bedouin couple."

--Carolsue's reply when I told her last October, I selected a renter for the Leeds home.

Runner Up...

"It is because all of our other bills are due on the same day as rent."

--One of my more misguided tenants explaining to me last February why she just couldn't pay the rent. She has since recanted and straightened up.


And the Winner Is...

"Whatever you do, don't read your financials unless you are sitting down. It might be a good idea not to have sharp objects around either."

-- My accountant, during our conversation about the year's profit-loss statements