Tenant Satisfaction Survey

So, one of the owners of the property management company I work for was having a tough day.

Tenant Satisfaction Survey

1. Is the rent too damn high? Y/N
2. Should the Management Company/Owner not expect the full rent on the 1st? Y/N
3. Do you find the ‘5-day notices to pay’ annoying? Y/N
4. Are you tired of paying management fees?      Y/N                                        
5. Should the owner be the one paying these fees? Y/N
6. Are you tired of being hounded by the HOA/City? Y/N
7. Should the Owner pay the fines due/assessments? Y/N
8. Is your ledger too hard to understand? Y/N
9. Should we be more apologetic to you when you are unable to schedule with a vendor? Y/N
10. Are we not meeting your every need? Y/N
11. Should the Accounting Department ‘cease and desist’ from demanding rent payments? Y/N

We take your satisfaction very seriously. Please feel free to add any comments below. Then, fold the paper into the shape of your favorite airplane and aim for the closest trash bin.

Sincerely,

Us